Anonymous sent:2014 is gonna be a good year for you
“That’s.. pretty far in the future. I’ll probably be dead by then.”
Anonymous sent:“That’s.. pretty far in the future. I’ll probably be dead by then.”
*wanders the halls of Mother Base throwing condoms out of a basket at people*
*in the dorm areas*
Condoms!
*in the mess hall*
Condoms!
*in R&D*
Condoms!
*in the hangar*
Condoms!*
*Chico*
You’re not mentally mature enough and should wait a few more years!
*in Kaz’s room*
……*dumps basket onto bed*
“-I..”
“…”
I’m encouraging safe sexual practices on base! It’s an important part of having a battle-ready force!
~I don’t have any left for you, because you don’t need one.~
….You wanna go bareback riding, stud?
“Yes I do.”
admireevasboobs SAID: …..THEY GAVE ME A TIN OF DOG FOOD IN VIETNAM. I’D LIKE TO SEE HOW THE TWO SPECIES COMPARE.
”..Are you asking me to eat dog food?”
“Are you saying no?”
”..I’m saying maybe.”
*wanders the halls of Mother Base throwing condoms out of a basket at people*
*in the dorm areas*
Condoms!
*in the mess hall*
Condoms!
*in R&D*
Condoms!
*in the hangar*
Condoms!*
*Chico*
You’re not mentally mature enough and should wait a few more years!
*in Kaz’s room*
……*dumps basket onto bed*
“-I..”
“…”
”..No?”
“… … … … Boss…?
… Why is it someone left a cat with you in the first place?”
“I.. I don’t know.”
“I just.. found her on deck, and nobody claimed ownership, so..”
“That’s… that’s ridiculous. What in hell’s name was a cat doing on board Mother Base, anyway?
Look, just give me some time. I’ll try and track it down for you, as long as you promise not to try and feed it rations anymore.”
“Then we need to get some Cat Food shipped here.”
admireevasboobs SAID: …..THEY GAVE ME A TIN OF DOG FOOD IN VIETNAM. I’D LIKE TO SEE HOW THE TWO SPECIES COMPARE.
”..Are you asking me to eat dog food?”
Anonymous sent:
“…Don’t have a problem..”
”..No?”
“… … … … Boss…?
… Why is it someone left a cat with you in the first place?”
“I.. I don’t know.”
“I just.. found her on deck, and nobody claimed ownership, so..”
“Rations?? Are you kidding? That stuff’s barely palatable to humans, let alone a cat.
We’ve got an endless supply of fresh fish - why you wouldn’t just feed it some of that is beyond me.”
“Well, cat-food tastes pretty much the same to me. I just..
Assumed they were made from similar ingredients.”
“You’re joking, right.”
”..No?”
“I-“
”..w-When the mission.. uh..”
